As a special treat this year my company was kind enough to bequeath me a copy of Adobe Creative Suite 3: Master Collection.  I've been giddy with delight as I'm a long time user of both Photoshop and Illustrator and absolutely swear by the products.  I've had it sitting on my desk here for a few days and just tonight am getting the opportunity to install it.

Of course, as with most everything, things don't always go according to plan.  Not two seconds after starting to install, I was greeted with the most pleasant and informative error message and the setup aborted:

Setup has encountered an error and cannot continue.  Contact Adobe Customer Support for assistance.

Internal Error 2739

Though slightly disheartened, I sought a resolution on Adobe's site and didn't find anything.  However, after a single search on everyone's favorite search engine I found a resolution.  Though the solution is simple (regsvr32 jscript.dll) I would have never guessed it.  Thanks, Gopinath M for the great tech tip!