For all those programmers out there that think that it's important to write code that is easily maintainable, think again!  You want job security, right?  Think about yourselves for a change - be selfish!  It is of utmost importance to create code that is not only unmaintainable by the unsuspecting inheritor of your code, but if you have to spin your wheels going back over something you just wrote - all the better - it'll keep you employed and your boss will think that you're worth every penny by solving these insurmountable problems found in the mazes and jungles of code!

For more details, check this site out.